~My Late Mother Kissing the Turkey!~
Thaw the bird for two days in the frig then take it to the sink and throughly wash it. Remove the various innards (the gizzards, liver, and neck) from under the loose flap of skin where the head used to be. Set them aside to slow boil in about a cup and a half of water as you will need both of them for gravy. Put on an iron skillet of bacon... a full package. Cook, drain and save the grease.
Pat your bird dry with a paper towel and set him aside to completely drain with the rounded side up. Put some foil over the tips of the wings so they will not burn during baking.
Make your stuffing while your bird 'rests'; I like traditional sage Southern dressing like my Mother always made. Finely chop a large yellow onion, a whole stalk of celery, and add three cups of dried bread crumbs. (If you buy them, don't get the seasoned package as it will ruin the true flavors of the ingredients.... I usually lightly toast leftover heels in the oven.)
Now take your bird and cover him with a layer of Crisco. Once he is completley covered, tuck the tail (the pope's nose) inside the bird and then put your stuffing in the cavity where the head used to be. Press it firmly and then cover it with the loose flap of skin.
Begin cutting your paper sack to completely cover the bird. I usually cook a 22 pound turkey so we have a little left for sandwiches later... it takes creativity and two sacks.
Cook at 325 for 15 minutes a pound. The Crisco makes the turkey a golden brown and it will cook perfectly every time with no basting or hassle. Immediately remove the sack(s) and allow the bird to 'rest' for twenty minutes before lifting it from the pan. Once it has 'set' move it to a large platter and surround it with bits of parsley.
Begin your Gravy!
Take 1/2 cup of the drippings from the turkey pan and place them in a large frying pan. Allow them to heat to a gentle boil and add two cups of cooked stock and cornstarch mixture. (Flour as a thickener tends to make lumps... cornstarch is better.) To make the cornstarch mixture wisk 1/4 cup cornstarch to 2 cups of cooled broth. (If the broth is hot, the cornstarch will not dissolve and cook properly.) Add this mixture to the heated drippings in the pan and continue to wisk as the gravy thickens... add salt to taste and you're ready~
You've done it!!